I introduce to you, the flush bucket
Absolutely everything that can go wrong has gone wrong today I swear. I knew the building was going to shut off the water, so I prepared by filling the tub to flush the toilet with until the water situation got sorted. Hindsight being what it is, I wish I had paid a little more attention to detail though.
Let's count how many things went wrong together shall we? First: I forgot the flush bucket, right at the beginning, so already we're off to a great start. Second: Someone before me couldn't flush and instead of pretending it didn't happen I pointed it out.
I mean.. it did give you the opportunity to see the flush bucket fail in action because of course when it didn't flush properly I said it.. again.. instead of pretending it worked perfectly. Why am I the way I am? What number are we at now? I haven't even sat down yet! Okay let's keep going..
Let's skip to the sitting down portion, I've watched what other people post for watersports clips.. dehydrated or not, that was a decent length piss.. But oh fuck.. The toilet paper rolls.. 1, 2, 3 of them! All nearly empty! And I fucking forgot the wet wipes! And I only have 3 sheets of paper towel to improvise with! and for fuck sakes I have to use a face cloth... and I forgot to find a separate bag for the face cloth.. and I forgot to wipe my thighs after pissing so I have a wet mark on my grey sweatpants, and the second flush attempt with the flush bucket left a nugget behind.. Ahh.. this entire bathroom trip has been a disaster! And the phone slipped at the end when I was trying to put it down gently! Fuck it, I am ending this clip abruptly.
OMG buy me glasses that record stuff so I can set them up for the shot and wear them for the flush! Yay! what do those things cost these days? $100? Round it up to $1000 so I don't have to buy a low quality pair.
