Shit at my boyfriends, and then home same day

Must be the green juice, I have been shitting so much. And I have been shitting twice on many days instead of the usual one. It is unbelievable after I shit so big, I still have more shit left in me. I shit at my boyfriends in a cup, and then came home to shit more in the same cup.

Explosive Pajama War

It was a sleepover night, and Sara and I were lying in bed, playing tag and joking around like little girls. We were wearing our colorful pajamas, covered in pictures, and we couldn't stop laughing.

Suddenly, between a scream and a laugh, one of us let out a loud fart. That was enough to start a real battle. We each tried to make the other laugh harder, letting out exaggerated, explosive farts.

"Take that," Sara shouted, waving her arms.

I was jumping on the bed, laughing so hard I could barely breathe. But the laughter multiplied when Sara accidentally let out a fart so loud it even sounded wet. We both remained silent for a second and then exploded into unstoppable laughter, rolling around in bed from laughter.

The sleepover ended in chaos, but it was one of those ridiculous moments that become unforgettable.

Do you care for pepper soup

Bring your bread close, I will give you tasty soup to eat it, so sweet, so delicious

I picked up the shit with my hand

Oops I dropped the shit on the ground. My shit today is beautiful bi color. Green and yellow brown. I dropped a bit on the ground by accident but do not worry, I picked it up with my bare hand and put in the container for you!

POV Smelly, Sweaty Farts in My Cute Sundress

POV I make you sniff my farts after a long day

Deviled Eggs Farts for Easter

I decided to reward my fart sniffer with some rank deviled egg farts for Easter. They stunk up the whole room and he couldn't take it at one point! So pathetic.