Eat Your Veggies From My Corny Shit Pile
My feet are so dirty! I've been in the garden and it's definitely showing on the soles of my feet. I'm naked on my bathroom floor and feeling desperate. I want to unload this dump and I want you inhaling and sniffing all my smells as I release it. Wouldn't you want to be pressed up against me, smelling my farts? I'm so eager to go and I can't hold it back for long.
My asshole is gaping open as my shit starts to push itself out. It begins with a fat nugget, then a thick log that gets stuck in my ass. I push and it creates a yellow avalanche of corny, soft and stinky shit. All the while, my pussy is draining my piss out nice and slow. Oh, that felt so good! This mustard looking dump is so messy and it's smeared down my cheek and totally stuck to my ass.
I give you a view of what I've been eating, everything that went into creating this mess. And I want to play a game with you. Do you like games? This is going to be a guessing game! How many pieces of corn are in my massive dump? I've been eating white and yellow corn and you're going to have to sort and organize. What else have I eaten? You're on a mission to find it! Since I've been eating so well with so many veggies, it's your turn. I want you just as healthy as me!
I give you specific instructions on what I want you to do with my shit. It involves my shit and your fingers. Doesn't this sound so fun? As I tell you what to do, my hand is on my ass, pulling my cheek up, taunting and teasing you so much and there's so much dirty talk!
I turn around and take a look at my enormous pile. Look at it compared to the size of my feet! And I can't believe how much corn is in there! It looks like I didn't even chew. I want you counting all of these corn kernels, with your mouth, like an obedient little slave. While I'm out enjoying my day, you're going to be stuck at home, pathetic and licking my shit off my leftover corn. And that puts a nice smile on my face. To make sure you do a good job, you need to give me a full report. If you do well, you may be rewarded. How does fucking my shitty asshole sound? Or, you may have to lick all the garden dirt off my feet. There are so many possibilities of what I can make you do. Make sure you please me and do exactly as I say if you want to be rewarded!