Impossible to Clean Up

i shat in my jeans but it was so sloppy and messy it was truly impossible to clean up

Trying to Efficiently Piss and Shit

With my feet up on the toilet seat, I use this position to push out the pee and poo that needs to come out. Admire the yellow stream and the long, smooth turd that I eject. And if that's not enough for you, maybe my hairy, dirty asshole at the end will get you going. Add To Cart now to practically get a taste of my delectable waste.

Loogie on the loo

First thing in the morning on a chilly winter day and everyone around me is sick, so of course I'm getting sick too. Coughing when I first enter the bathroom I switch the light from overnight to daytime lighting. It feels like smokers cough when I first get in the bathroom, but as I sit and pee, the itchy chest and throat hit me with that distinct feeling of phlegm webbing in my airway that I need to get out.

I stay on the toilet because for better or worse I'm getting the fucking thing out and hard exhaling & coughing, are both sure to cause some follow up dribbles that I'd rather not end up in my panties. So I sit and I push it out both ends, gagging because the webby stuff coming up is hitting my uvula, which is a fantastic sensation before coffee I tell you. If this is the start of my day I'm going to need sustenance.. Send $50 for takeout, it's going to be a long day.

Explosive Enema and Dirty Feast

I'm so constipated, the pain is unbearable. I prepare a large enema, shove it all the way up my ass, and endure it, writhing. When I can't take it anymore, I push with all my might: a brutal explosion of hard shit, dirty water, and hot piss erupts, all at once, splashing like a brown, stinking fountain. Finally empty, I gather up my hot remains and rub them all over my ass, pussy, and tits, smearing myself completely. I stuff handfuls into my mouth, chewing my own shit with moans, the earthy taste filling me as I come, trembling, covered in my mess.

Juicy Standing Turd

You love my curvaceous body, especially when it's all clad in slutty lingerie for you. I show off my sultry curves and tell you how desperate I am to shit. I've been holding it in for 3 days, and it's aching to come out. I bounce and jiggle my fat ass in your face, prairie-dogging my thick turd in and out, in and out. Finally, when I can wait no longer, I let my bowels loose as I moan in relief. You're going to love the way my booty cheeks part to make way for the enormous, juicy log that pours out of my ass, and leaves my hole agape. Your feast is waiting.

Let me shit in your mouth

Landscape mode so you can get the full experience. I can't wait to climb on top of you and shit right down into your face, before bending down to let you have a sniff. Watch my pussy drip with excitement ever so slightly as I make you to catch my shit in your mouth. Be my toilet. You don't have a choice, just do it.