The Odyssey of Baby Wipes
Valentina arrived at my house with an overwhelming urgency. She rushed to the bathroom and, as soon as she finished, called me over in desperation.
"There aren't any wipes!"
I went inside and pointed to the toilet paper.
"Use the toilet paper."
"It's not the same!"
Since she still refused to use it, I told her the only solution was to go buy some. I pulled up her underwear and said,
"Well, we'll have to walk to the store."
The store was only a few blocks away, so we set off on foot. Valentina was completely embarrassed, walking as fast as she could, while I kept joking around.
"Who would think a girl walks around the neighborhood with a dirty butt?"
She just grumbled and asked me to stop laughing, but that only made me laugh harder.
We got to the store, bought the wipes and a few other things, then stopped by the pharmacy and he let out a fart that I wanted to smell up close on the way back home. As soon as he came in, he went straight to his room. I helped him clean his butt and he said:
"Now I can get on with my day."
Since then, every time he comes to visit, the first thing he asks is:
"Are you sure you have wipes?"
And we both ended up laughing about that absurd adventure.