I spilled so much shit at a pharmacy bathroom

I had to run to the bathroom and I spilled almost all of my shit. I had to poop so bad, so I could not focus. I scooped it up with toilet paper but a lot of my shit got on my hand. The clean up was a bitch.

Almost run into a mens room

I had to run across the street to the bar to use the bathroom. I almost walked into the mens room and this gentleman had to point me to the ladies room.

I did make it though the noisy bar music made me hard to focus

Double load shaken for brownie

Double shit load into the sushi container, shaken with brownie mix and baked in the oven

FARTS GAPEIN YOUR FACE

FARTS GAPE DIRTYTALK JOI IN YOUR FACE

Breakfast and skincare

Breakfast and skincare

I made myself a delicious breakfast, and after eating it, I dumped a huge shit and stuffed myself completely...

Awesome

A CONSTIPATED MYSTERIOUS MARVELOUS SHITLOAD

I struggled to take a shit, but when it finally came out, it was THICKER THAN A SNICKER. I really struggled to get the last little shitball out. I had to keep winking my asshole. THEN PLOP THERE IT WAS.