DOG SHIT CONE IN THE PARK
EXTREME
IN PUBLIC
EATING DOG SHIT
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The sun is out. The weather is nice. Off I go for another little walk around the park. I take my ice-cream cones with me, hoping to find something to put in it.
After walking around for a bit, I finally find what I am looking for... A DOG BIN!
I take a bag out, and carry on walking. It is not long before I find a second dog bin, and I look inside. Again, I take a bag out.
Now it is time to find a bench and see what treats I have found. As always, I wished there was MORE dog shit in the bags, but I make do with what I have.
I make sure to put the dog shit that there is, into one of my ice-cream cones.
I sniff it. I smell it. I lick it. I taste it.... I swallow it! Listen to me describe it. The feeling. The taste. The scent...
Off I go for a walk around the park, with my dog shit ice-cream cone... By the end of it all, I have swallowed ALL the dog shit in my cone!
DD xx