The Sandwich Surprise
It was a normal day at home, the sun filtering through the curtains and the smell of the mayonnaise sandwich filling the air. I sat at the table with a smile, sinking my teeth into that delicacy. But suddenly, an indescribable shiver hit me.
I realized that something was wrong. A bout of fulminant diarrhea was making its way through my body. I had to move, and fast! I was wearing my tight white dress, embellished with Swarovski inlays, and I felt the fabric that perfectly adapted to my curves. But at that moment, the beauty of the dress was the least of my worries.
I ran to the bathroom, trying to stay calm as panic crept into me. Every step was a mix of urgency and desperation, and the thought of that magnificent white dress that was about to face a difficult test crossed my mind.
Once in the bathroom, I closed the door and took a deep breath. The situation was critical. There was no time for hesitation. After facing the emergency, I realized that the irony of that moment was almost surreal: the contrast between the elegance of my clothing and the miserable reality in which I found myself.
And then, as I was about to sit on the toilet, a jet of liquid shit everywhere on the back of the toilet itself, on the floor, on the wall!
Oh my god, how embarrassing! And all this while I was eating my sandwich because I was really very hungry!
I tried to clean it as best I could with my hands but the mess was incredible, so dirty that I even stained my precious dress!
I took off my dress and tried to clean it but it only covered it more with liquid shit!
When the storm finally subsided, I couldn't help but laugh at myself. Sometimes, life presents embarrassing situations, but even in those moments we can find a reason to smile. Coming out of the bathroom, I took a deep breath: I had faced a small crisis and now it was time to return to normality. Maybe with another sandwich, but this time, with an eye to my body's warnings!