Giant Hard Turd to the Floor
Right in front of you, staring straight into your eyes, I climb onto the toilet with my legs wide open. I clench hard and begin to release a massive hard turd: a thick, compact, dark brown log that slowly emerges, stretching my anus to its limit, and falls with a thud to the floor.
I show it to you up close: you see every crevice, the firm, rough texture, how it shines, wet and warm. I pick it up with my hands, turn it so you can see it clearly from all sides.. and flush it down the toilet.
But the toilet doesn't want to swallow it. I flush once, twice, three times.. nothing. The turd just floats there, stubborn and enormous. I have to flush several more times, the water rising and falling, until it finally disappears with a final gurgle.
Did you enjoy watching the toilet struggle with my gift?