Your Vanilla Life Is Ruined

SCRIPT: Your new girlfriend doesn't know that your a shit eater does she? Youve been eating my shit for years, and now your vanilla life is ruined. You can't even enjoy vanilla sex without thinking about my ass and my shit. I told you this would happen little piggy. You just didn't listen, now your a slave for life to my ass. Order my shit, and give me your money. Oh and don't forget the most important part. You have to completely eat every last piece. You want to impress me, don't gag and record it for me. I dont care if takes an hour to get down, I want every bite slowly chewed, savor the flavor, and stare at my ass while you do it. I would say sorry for ruining your life, but I'm not. Eat my shit like the stupid fucking toilet you have proven to be.

Shit in my mouth

Making chocolate cake on a plate and tasting it for you

A lot of shit in the toilet

I poop in the toilet a lot and lick my dirty fingers

Your New Gassy ASS DUMPING Girlfriend

SCRIPT: You bring your hot date in for some coffee little does he know he's about to get a different kind of coffee. You go to get the coffee when you let a pre poop fart. You apologize. Trying to get the stuff together and fart more you apologize saying it must be from dinner. He tells you he doesn't mind and in fact. Loved it. So you begin farting shamelessly saying how you'll have to poop how it's gonna be big and stink. You quickly get into your most comfortable position and edge the poop seducing him by saying how this is normal for you and you love the feeling. Then you release the monsTurd. After you comment on the smell and size and tell him get used to this because this is what he will have to deal with dating you.

Shitting in the family home!

I finished eating at my relatives house, and I felt like shitting, I couldn't stand it and decided to shit, I quickly went into the bathroom, I pushed, my ass stretched and finally my big shit log came out, the smell spread all over the house, I love shitting in different places.

Food-Themed Tasty Shits 3 Vid Compilation

This is a compilation video combining 3 never before scene short clips with a food theme. In all three I shit for you and tell you all about what I"m doing. It's quite a good deal to get 3 little vids together like this, if you like a sale ;P

In the first clip, I push out a nice thick log of very strange shit. Something incredibly high in iron in my diet has made the shit dark and firm, but something else has made it golden and creamy. I've only ever seen my shit look like this once before!

The next clip, I show off a delicious corn salad I made and have been eating lots of. Then I show up close the extremely pleasurable loud crackley creamy poop I take. Look at the corn pieces and the gold yellow colour!

Finally, I get myself up on the toilet, squatting over it and holding a small disposable plastic plate underneath myself to catch a couple small turds. These I then use to smear lollipops in which I plan on shipping out for you to suck on and enojy!