I peed a lot this morning

Did you see that I missed peeing and it was so much that the entire board was wet, it was exasperating.

I peed myself trying to shit

Did you see when you grab your face and say, "There's no reason why I ate that last night." Well this happened to me. I had an event that I always look forward to once a month where there are stands of Nerd Geek Ornaments and Accessories 3D prints, fashion clothing and collectible items. Yesterday I gave myself a little treat and ate some potatoes with chicken croquettes and cereal, I don't know if I felt bad but I went to sleep with my tummy rolling and so I woke up constipated with immense tummy pain and trying to get myself to shit but I missed peeing and I got the whole board so wet, it was exasperating.

Farts

Honey, I was very swollen after a bean stew, what a smelly fart 💨

Deep throat with vomit!

I suck my dildo with desire, until I do deep throat, I vomit all the dinner....es super exciting to do it until I vomit!

daubing

Do you want to see me shit, play with my shit, get dirty and wash my ass? I want you to wash it for me 👄

Wide Dump off a chair

Taking a huge hard shit that stretches my little hole wide open