Pissing and Farting All Over Pikes Peak

Today I soloed Pikes Peak… 26 grueling miles gaining 8,500 feet. It took all day long and I made sure to drink plenty of water to stay hydrated. What I wasn't expecting were the ENDLESS farts that accompanied me on my hike. I farted my fucking ass off! They were relentless. I didn't want my pants to get wet so I wiped with my hand. Wish I could have used you instead.

Overfilling the jar, terrible smell!

My wonderful filled jar has been marinating nicely in these warm sunny days. It's some days later and I feel another big load coming! So I grab the jar from the closet. The jar isn't even opened and the stench is already enough to make one vomit. I position the jar and open it. The stink is so horrible that I wished I didn't open it. Oh well, not gonna stop now. ;) I release another HUGE log on top of the filled jar. It's really full now! I try to close it but it's getting incredibly messy. The rubber closure is submerged in shit and the creamy stinky poop is pressing out from the sides. Was this a bad idea? Definitely not! Look at this glorious big jar completely impossibly filled with my wonderful thick heavy smelly poop! Do you think I could get any more in there?

playing farts for you while joi

playing farts for you while I explain how to masturbate

wet farts while i piss on myself

wet farts while i piss on myself

Pray To My Huge Shit

Pray to my huge poop slave, beg for more.

Explosive diarrhea

My ass exploded with diarrhea, I was so desperate I thought I was going to shit myself.