Do you like a little crust?

I made you some crappy ice cream, but you have to eat it with a spoon.

Look, I want to show you something.

I made a delicious coconut in my shower. Look at my coconut!

Very close up shitting & Farting

I am sitting on your face and you have to eat my shit and my farts

Farting and Shitting in Shorts

Oh my God... Eating too much fast food from McDonald's not only gives me bad gas, but also very soft poop! I start by letting out some gas in my yellow shorts and then finally push out a big, nice, soft poo into my shorts. Some of it falls on the floor and I show off my dirty butt and finally dance with it! I tease you with my sexy butt, loud farts, poop in my shorts, show you my poop and my dirty ass. Have fun watching me poop my shorts guys!

Pissing & Pooping On You

Your only use, your only purpose.. so desperate to be near me, that you will be used by me, in any way. Clean my heels, licking and tasting the dirt I walk in. But I'm not satisfied. And am feeling a pressure building inside me, why bother going to the bathroom when I have you right here. Open wide and take everything I give you, my delicious, warm, steaming piss, followed by my stinking brown shit. Smear it over you, you pathetic fuck.

Pulsifer's Scat Brownies - maxing out my oven

I bake up TWO batches of scat brownies in this shitty delightful video. I show you the entire process from start to finish... starting with dropping a nice shit right into the mixing bowl. So many turds when through my mixer and I show you each one in detail. The smell is unreal, but that doesn't stop me from jamming out to my own little baking dance party. I love teasing you about now nasty you are, how badly you want to taste my shit, and that I want to feed it to you raw. This is the most turds I've ever had in my oven before!