Turd in a condom

A fan wanted to taste my delicious log, so he asked me to let it loose and put it in a condom to send it to him. It was such a big pile of shit that it was hard to get it in, but I managed and it's on its way. Would you like one of your own?

Scat 492: soft glop of pee

I was about to have breakfast but I couldn't. First I need to empty my bowels or I'll wet myself. I'm going to give you your treat and then I'll have breakfast in peace. I'll take my clothes off in the bathroom and give you a nice soft glop of pee.

I shat and picked up my shit.

I love to poop and pick up my poop to feel the texture.

Come and have your favorite meal for lunch!

Today your lunch is special, come and try it!

Do you like this view?

I'm taking a dump on all fours so you can see.

Pasty Shit

I shat on the newspaper, and a lot of shit.