I SHIT TO STAIN MY PANTIES AND I RUB MY SHIT

9 MINUTES LONG WHERE I'M WEARING A SHORT THAT LOOKS HALF ASS ON ME AND A TRANSPARENT TANK TOP. I'M GOING TO GET NAKED FOR YOU SENSUALLY AND I'M GOING TO SHIT TO STAIN SOME PANTIES TO SEND. THEN I WILL TAKE THE REMAINING SHIT AND PASS IT ON MY TITS, BELLY AND PUSSY.

bare ass farts in your face

POV you are my roommate and in the cold of winter you’re also the only one who has a room heater. you end up letting me stay the night in your room to keep warm. I let you know that I prefer sleeping naked and you insist thats not a problem. I end up farting on your pillow and laughing…I am laughing because I have even dirtier plans than simply farting on your pillow. When you lay down I reveal my true intentions and take off my panties and bare ass fart right in your face. Since you are stuck with me for the night it’s only right that I get to fulfill my fantasy and fart in your face while you smell my farts directly from my close up asshole. SO MANY FARTS, loud, bassy, and bubbly!

My big shit stands up in a skinny container

Then I shook it so it gets contained before shipping!

Fart Slave Cuckold

Tis the season to be VERY generous and I how how bad you want to FUCK me but you also know that will NEVER happen. Why? Well I've told you this so many times before but your penis is too small for me. Taking a chance having sex with you would be a awful experience for me. Instead I'll tell you all about my alpha boyfriend and how much I enjoy his cock.

Since it's clear you will never get these sexual privileges with me I've decided to turn you into a fart slave cuck. You'll take ANYTHING you can with me and smelling my gassy asshole will be the closest thing you get to my pussy. You're here to make me happy and please me no matter what fart slave so bring me your face and take a deep inhale of my most rotten fart EVER!

Since it's getting close to Christmas I wore this ugly sweater to cover my big boobs. Fart Cucks don't even get to see my tits! Be thankful I wore sexy thongs and let you get really close to my asshole. Now fart sniffer I want you to stroke really hard and try to not cum until my last fart! Make your balls ache for each and every nasty fart I squeeze out of my smelly asshole. I have many loud farts waiting for you.

Pissing in procrastination

I'm flirting with danger filming with the door open, but I've been loudly talking about the shower I don't want to take. So my oh so needy subby hubby isn't thinking about filming pee clips when I'm about to shower with CRPS, so I chance it.

I've done everything in my power to put off pissing until the sense of urgency overwhelms me. I finally make my way over to the toilet seat and sit down for what must be a 40-second long piss and debate whether or not I should just live out the rest of my days on the toilet.

Absently, I peel the liner off my panties, wipe & ask myself, "Why did I just wipe my butt?" You can hear me running out if excuses not to shower when I switch it up to pumping myself up for a shower as I strip down to nothing.

I lower the lid to sit on the toilet as I adjust the water, but twisting is not a comfortable thing to do today, so being bent over it is. That's a better angle, anyway.. just look at that thigh. As I finally end my procrastinating, you get one last look at my bush, before I disappear.

My Shit Is Your Food

What a gift for you my slave, to swallow my shit on Christmas dinner!