My ass sings with farts

I thought I was gonna poop but just farts

A very dirty ass

Showing my pooped ass and pussy close to the camera

Making Shitmas Brownie

Watch me source the ingredients ;) and bake the most amazing Shitmas Brownies

ceramic tree in the ass, beads, smearing shit

ceramic tree in the ass, beads, smearing shit

Hand washing and hot flashes (Toilet pooping edition)

Hand washing and hot flashes.

I sneak back into the bathroom because once against I've waited just a little too long for relief. I rinse my hands, and the running water makes the desperate need to piss even more urgent. I bounced my way to the toilet and proceeded to pee for more than 20 seconds.

I adjust in my seat, knowing it's going to be a big one. You know that feeling when even if you don't feel like there's any more shit inside your intestines, but you give another push and a surprising amount somes out? again? Every time you heard me push, it was enough that it could have been its own separate shit clip each felt so big. And yet, it was all on one clip.

I peel my liner off, but it's covered in sweat, not urine, because I'm experiencing a full body sweat. I toss the liner in the garbage, lamenting, just a little, over the money going into the trash. The money whore heart in me breaks just a little as I wipe up the sweaty crevices and flash you the inside of the toilet before I flushed.

Smoking and farting in lingerie

I am standing up in sexy orange lingerie.I am smoking a lot of cigarettes while I push noisy nasty farts.I come close to the camera a few times to blow the smoke and you can see my face while I fart.I turn around bending with my ass at the camera a few times when I fart too.