3 weird shits toilet pov

I've got the flu, feeling unwell and now that I see my poop up close I notice it makes my poop really weird! All these different textures and colours! And the smell is incredibly strong and pungent. Oh God it's almost too much. You enjoying it makes it all worth it though. ;)

Eating poop

Peeing, pooping and eating a big piece of poop

Farting on the phone

I put the phone on the couch and sit entirely on it. I let out farts directly on my phone and they sound so muffled. Then I put the phone on the table and do the same thing.

Farting in tracksuit

I am wearing black tracksuit and I am walking through the house while I relieve the gas I have. The farts are super loud and I bend over a lot of times when I need to fart.

Farts bending over yoga ball

I am fully naked. I lay with my stomach on a yoga ball. I fart a lot while I am moving front and back on the ball while I let out the biggest and nastiest farts. I get my legs up a lot and then the farts are even bigger and you can see my soles good too.

Smell my hole

I have my ass spread open after a long day. I yell you about my day and then instruct you to sniff and lick my asshole for 10 mins. I want you to bury your nose in my hole and rub and smell my last shit. There's a few farts and also a queef or 2.