Monumental shit

Good morning! After a hearty dinner and a good night's sleep, I came to my toilet to relieve myself with a powerful, hot pee followed by a monumental poop that left the entire toilet bowl filthy. I even pooped outside the bowl!

Toilet POV

I'm bringing you a delicious POV shit straight to you

Smelly load on the bus station

In the middle of my trip, I stopped at a station and I really needed to poop, so I decided to go into the public restroom, suitcase and all, and left this smelly mess... The next person will enjoy the aroma

classy what whey protein does to me

POV you are my boyfriend and I just got back from the gym and you greeted me with a protein shake. That is so nice of you, you are always doing so many helpful and considerate things for me. I am lucky to have you. It was a yummy shake but while I am talking to you about my lift and showing you how flattering my leggings are I let out a fart! I ask you what kind of protein you used in my shake and that is when you reveal you used whey protein. WHAT?! You know that gives me such bad gas! It seems you did this on purpose. Well you caused this, now I am going to be farting all day and I have no intention of holding these farts back! You caused this so you are going to smell all these farts!

Dine and delicious dump

It's so cold today, I'm eating a delicious warm vegetable soup... spoonful by spoonful my stomach starts to rumble... I'm going straight to the bathroom and letting out a big, creamy load for you... Enjoy it with me

Shitty soup

In a bowl with leftover soup, I'm about to give you what you want to eat... A long, warm pee followed by a big turd, all mixed together and ready for you to eat right now.