Coughing, spitting, and toilet sitting

I spent the day pulling stills, writing blurbs, and scheduling posts. It wasn't until the end of the day that I realized I still needed to film piss clips on top of the Halloween porn I'm editing for Spooktober.

As it turns out, that was a good thing, though, since this pee was so urgent that it gives a different than usual sound as it's being released. The watersports theme song is evolving! It even included a trumpet solo!

Now that I'm finished making music jokes I'm going to stretch, yawn, and head to bed now. Okay, g'nite!

Lying on my back

I needed really back, so I just lay down on my back and everything else you will see on a floor.

Close-up farting and anal with dildo

Some close-up farts with my cheeks spreaded.You can admire my tight asshole for a few minutes.Then I take my dildo and start to masturbate while the farts are coming out by themselves.

Talking after a hard day and farting

I come home after a very hard day at work.Everything went wrong today.I’m so stressed and tired.I fart for mistake for a few times and excuse myself.Then I realize you like my farts and start to rip a lot of them into the couch while I still tell you about my day.I decide to go change and go to bed and I let out one big fart after I leave the couch.

Farting big ass on chair

Watch my big ass from an under-view.I let my cheeks together most of the time.But once in a while I spread them and show you my tight asshole while I let out many farts.

Worship me & at my shit nuggets

For you to worship me properly, you need to worship ALL of me. That includes eating my shit. You're going to be a good boy and sit right in front of me while I make your meal. You're hungry, aren't you? I know. Watch me shit and then wipe my ass with a pair of white panties. No these panties aren't for you...you just get to eat my load. You're lucky to get to eat my load.