Urgent, I didn't make it to the bathroom

This happens because I'm focused on something else and don't take care of my stomach when it needs it. Time passed and I went up the stairs to the bathroom as fast as I could, but unfortunately, no I arrived and this is what happened

Piss and shit on my uni text book

What better way to celebrate the end of my university course by absolute destroying my textbook by pissing and shitting on it! I do the most spluttery loose crap all over it.

Slow Public Constipated Struggle

I'm traveling and again didn't shit for days. I also didn't quite hydrate enough. The result, my poop is super big, dry and all clumped up... I am bloated all the time as my farts cannot find their way out. After a long time, I finally feel an urge coming. It's extremely crowded on the campsite. Trying to look casual, I sneak into the crowded toilet stall with my camera gear and climb on the toilet. All the time I hear women next door talking. Squatting and pushing, I try my best to push it out. The shit turtles out but it's so stuck. All I can do is try to relax and take my time. I really hope the girls next door are not smelling my groundhogging shit... Or actually I hope they DO smell it. ;)

Smearing, tasting, puking

I vomited after licking the palm of my hand, which I'd used to smear poop all over my own butt

TASTY LOAF

Mmmmm, do you like my shit? Tell me what you wanna do with it.

BURY BETWEEN MY ASS CHEEKS AFTER BIG SHIT

I mummify my slave then he worships my sweaty dirty feet. I sit on his face burying him between my ass cheeks piss in his mouth and shit a huge load filling his face and mouth. I sit again burying his face between my ass cheeks play with his breathing and finish smoking a cigarette with his face buried full of shit.

Momifico al esclavo me adora los pies sudados y sucios luego me siento en su cara y lo entierro entre mis dos nalgas meo su boca y luego cago una gran cantidad de mierda en su cara llenando su boca. Despues me vuelvo a sentar y mientras lo entierro entre mis nalgas juego con su respiracion y termino fumandome un cigarro con su cara enterrada entre mis nalgas lleno de mierda