Eating + Vomiting Poop Omelet
I'm soooo hungry. Time to make something to eat! Breakfast for dinner seems like it would hit the spot today, so I get out the eggs and make a super simple omelet. It definitely needs something more than just eggs, milk, and seasoning, but what?
Well, turns out my tummy is grumbling in more ways than one! I decide to add an extra special ingredient to my tasty meal: a huge load of delicious shit! I squat over the bowl of eggs and take a fat dump. Then I chop up the hard shit, pour it into the pan, and let it cook up. Once it finishes cooking, I go to enjoy my delicious omelette.
But wait! Omelets are supposed to be filled. I add even more firm shit as filling and use my panties to wipe my filthy ass. Then it's time to eat every last bite of my poop omelet with extra poop filling!
I eat every single piece of the bitter eggs and shit. The steaming hot shit almost burns my mouth several times as I gulp down each last morsel of poop.
But it was so delicious that I'm sad it's gone now! I want to taste it again. I puke up every last bite of egg-poop vomit that is in my stomach into a clear bowl. I'm a snot, tear, drool, puke, and poop-coated mess when I'm all done emptying my stomach.
Anyone want seconds? ;)