the farting star of the casting
Valentina and Laura were the two finalists in the Barbie pantyhose casting, and the whole team was eager to see who would conquer the runway. Sara, the boss, watched with a raised eyebrow as they both strutted almost identically: same curves, same attitude, same playful energy.
I need a tiebreaker, Sara murmured. Something special.
So she had them do a sexy pilot for an imaginary commercial. Laura flirted with the camera, showing off her heels and pantyhose as if they were magic silk. Valentina tried too, moving gracefully until, in the middle of a turn, a bunch of loud farts escaped her. Then more. And more. An unexpected concert.
The set fell silent. Sara blinked. and burst out laughing.
That spontaneity is pure gold she shouted. Valentina, you're our star.
Valentina was celebrating by jumping around in her sexy stockings when Laura, frustrated, stormed into the dressing room. He grabbed her hair and they struggled.
This isn't over, he said, throwing a handful of glitter at Valentina.
Valentina, covered in glitter, only responded with a triumphant smile and one last victory cry.
The End.
