train and eat
Valentina and Sarah decided it was time to get in shape. Full of energy, they put on a glute workout video and got ready to transform. But within minutes, they were sweating like they'd just run a marathon. The air conditioning decided to die that day.
"So what now?" asked Sarah. "Plan B," replied Valentina with a mischievous grin.
They stripped down and turned the routine into a kind of impromptu dance competition. Every squat became a choreographed routine, every jump a burst of laughter. Amidst jokes and clumsiness, Valentina told Sarah she wanted to lick her sweaty butt and eat everything she pooped in her mouth, then it was Sarah's turn.
They ended up sprawled on the floor, exhausted, laughing so hard their stomachs ached.
I think this was the best workout of the month, said Sarah. Yeah, a complete workout: glutes, laughter, and total mayhem, replied Valentina, giving a thumbs-up.