Diarrhea

Turning my backside toward your face, I didn't think it would pour out of me like that

shitting and stepping on my shit

Sitting in the bathtub, I open my ass wide and let my shit out, breaking my enormous ass. The noise as it falls amuses me and I decide to play with it, squashing it with my hands, rubbing it, and stepping on it with my bare feet, feeling it slip through my toes.

Nocturnal urgency

I was already in bed, wearing my black and white striped Beetlejuice pajamas, ready to sleep, when a terrible squeeze twisted my stomach. I get up running, but I don't make it to the bathroom. I bend down directly into the room, dropping some incredible, stinky shit onto the floor, a creamy brown chunk falling heavy, the intense smell filling the air. The camera captures my relieved face, my pajamas pulled up and the pile smoking, a nocturnal disaster in the middle of the room.

Happy Halloween!

I had a pumpkin on my porch that had a mischievous looking face. I decided to give it what it looked like it deserved. Trick-or-treat! You can smell my feet, but I would much rather you smell my shit.

I drank all my pee.

I drank all my pee.

I peed in a glass and drank all of it, absolutely all of it.

Piss and Shit Jar Concoction

I release a massive dump into a not so massive jar that overflows with creamy shit. There are still some air pockets in there so I fill them with my piss. It makes the nastiest, most crazy looking concoction. Wouldn't you love to taste it?