Revenge Shit In His Underwear
I invited a guy over last night. I was so excited to have my ass and pussy ate and fucked into oblivion. However, he was more concerned with getting his nut, leaving me unsatisfied and very annoyed.
This morning I woke up with a vengeance. Whilst he slept like a selfish baby, I stole his underwear. I enjoyed a warm cup of my favorite Starbucks coffee while I plotted against him.
I did what I know best. I took a massive, nasty, diarrhea ridden shit in his drawers. It's hot, bubbly and full of bits from the salad I enjoyed the night before. There's bit of greens, sunflower seeds and other undigested food. I barely made it to the bathroom. The mere desperation has shitty liquid leaking out of my ass. It comes out with a big, prominent fart splat at the end. I let out a big sigh of relief and many more afterwards.
I release my entire bladder in them as well. I'm not holding back on this motherfucker.
Look at how disgustingly filthy his underwear and my hairy pussy are. Time to bag them up and set them right next to the bed, where he thinks he's resting peacefully. Until the foul smell wakes him from his slumbers.
Let's hope next time he works harder at making me cum first or he'll be wearing his shitty underwear home.