Miss Ruby Farts

Miss Ruby Farts

Ruby farts, yes it’s me Ruby from CGP! I make my own custom films and photos. My shipping menu include worn panties, full loads and more. I love connecting with old fans and having new fans discover my silly, sassy, shitty-ness :)

Miss Ruby Farts

Rubys Personal Toilet Interview

Miss Ruby Farts is interviewing a desperate new applicant who wants nothing more than to serve as her personal toilet. She's genuinely flattered by the offer, but seriously doubts this eager slave has what it takes to handle the sheer volume and consistency of her massive sloppy shits. Miss Ruby stuffs her face with a massive cheeseburger and fries while teasing this potential new toilet. The applicant gets cocky, overconfident, practically begging for the position. Ruby's amused by the pathetic enthusiasm and decides to put on a little demonstration. She drops some absolute bombs that fill the entire room with her stench.

Its now the toilets first day of orientation in Miss Rubys bathroom. What follows is an absolute assault on the senses. Ruby rips explosive, room-clearing fart after fart while eating like a complete slob, stuffing her face with a burrito, rubbing her swollen, gurgling belly, and belching loud enough to rattle windows. She makes direct eye contact with the camera while sitting on her toilet, smirking, daring you to still want this job after witnessing the raw, disgusting reality of what her ass produces.

The applicant, somehow even more desperate now, offers to fund her meals permanently if she'll just accept him as her new toilet. Ruby takes the deal with a cruel laugh.

The final scene shows her perched backwards, straddling the toilet, with one hand kneading her bloated belly while she prepares to christen her new human fixture with the first of many endless, messy loads.

Think you've got the stomach for this position? Prove it.