Q signs a Legally Binding Toilet Contract!
We met at a bar and at some point throughout the night, I coerced you into signing a slave contract.. little did you know that it was a legally binding contract, stating that you shall be under My complete ownership, your body and mind now belong to Me. It states that your primary purpose in life as of last night is to be My fully functioning personal toilet. It goes on to say that this entails full consumption of My piss, My shit, or any other bodily fluid that may come from Me- yes even menstrual waste and the whole tampon if that's what I decide to flush. In fine print, it makes note that this is NOT a temporary arrangement. You are forever My toilet. This is your life now.. Food by definition to you now translates to My bodily waste. I have a plumber scheduled this week to remove My porcelain toilet so that you can be properly installed in its place!
Now, this was effective immediately as of last night.. Here we are now in the AM, and I have to shit.. so get ready for your first of many, many meals, and I hope your hungry.... you are going to get My giant morning shit in your mouth and made to clean up the rest off My ass!