PAWG 3 DAY GASSY CORNY MEGA DUMP
Ive been pretty backed up for three days, only able to drop a few constipated pebbles. Im bloated, uncomfortable and need to flush out whatever has been fermenting in my guts. I want slop not liquid so, instead of the usual laxative, I take a slow acting stool softener and lots of psyllium husk mixed with cottage cheese. Since the stool softener takes 6-8hrs to work, I think why not make and down a whole mess of three bean chili with loads of corn and see all those nibbles pop out once Im done digesting.
Well, after experiencing loads of gurgling and gas before bed, I wake up eight hrs later feeling like Im about to explode. I barely have time to set up before Im emptying a massive amount of gassy slop from my fat ass. Could you handle all of it?