Merry shitmas
This Christmas offering wasnt chosen lightly. It was carefully considered, emotionally processed, and then delivered with confidence and zero shame. Wrapped in festive paper, sprinkled with holiday cheer, and
This gift honours the real magic of the holidays the overindulgence, the blocked plumbing, the awkward eye contact when someone says dont go in there yet. Its chunky, its bold.
This gift celebrates the raw, the gross, the undeniably human moments we all share but rarely acknowledge. Its warm. Its honest. Its messy in a way that feels weirdly comforting.
Your gift is the most meaningful under the tree this year.