Sniff My Eggy Farts
I chuckle and chat about the food I have been eating, that has me passing these obnoxious foul smelling, farts throughout the video. But, do not get too comfortable and dont get things twisted. We are not friends. You are a fart freak. You have one purpose.. To sniff every fucking fart that comes out of my perfect, plump white ass. Got it? This is a privilege. Do not take it for granted!
I had a nice workout outside earlier today. Sheesh, why does it have to be so fucking hot.. I made sure not to shower just so you have my sweaty, unwashed swamp ass to press your nose against. How generous of me.. Dont you think? Haha, get in there and sniffy sniff!!
Pretty girls farting is your weakness. I know it is! No matter how hard you try to deny it.. Well, I havent pooped yet and I am literally full of shit and ripe, pre-poop farts. It is so god awfully putrid in here. Keep sniffing! Good boy.
I have lots of positions for you to deeply inhale my eggy gas. Seriously though, I never know what to expect when it comes to my farts and these are so fucking epic, I can not stop giggling. Especially when the smell hits me. Haha. Your poor nose. Just kidding. SNIFF!! SNIFF!! And do not stop sniffing!
Just when I think Im done, I feel an unexpected one. I guess it is true what they say. You save the best for last. And this one, was indeed, the BEST! Accompanied by a thick, dark brown turd poking out. She is a beast.
Just for my good boi.