I had to hold it in
I ran down to the laundry room to grab the towels out of the dryer because I got a text from the shower that there were no clean towels. I had already had my morning coffee and my belly was rumbling. I grabbed the towel and stood in the kitchen, clenching my butt cheeks closed as tightly as I could.
But it was my morning coffee shit, and I had finished my coffee and got moving. Squatting down to grab the clothes out of the dryer triggered a mighty need, I immediately regretted being a good roommate when that rank morning fart threatened to release the Kraken. I could smell the stink as it followed me back to my apartment.
As I waited, I swear I could feel the liquid coating starting to form around the log to make for a quick but messy exit.
When the bathroom was finally free I dropped the fucking camera twice setting it up, but was determined so get this one on film because I knew it was going to piss me off.. And it did..
It was the never ending wiping that threatens to make my butthole raw & makes me question whether or not there is still something up there that needs to be pushed out.
Once I finally get finished wiping I look in the toilet and worry that I've clogged the toilet. I hesitate and hum and haw about whether or not to flush it, and as I mentally prepare myself for the worst.. it flushes. Not completely mind you, there was so much shit that flecks of it got left behind after the flush, but it flushed. I consider that a victory.
